Saturday, April 12, 2014

German Grocery Shopping

One of the best things about grocery shopping in Germany is the cost of food. You can subsist on 20 euros a week if you have to, or less. When I was first here and times were tougher, I did just that. Müsli, Kaffee, Äpfel, and Milch with perhaps a small loaf of healthy bread and some cheese and butter can be acquired for under 10 euros, and with that, you have almost all the food groups plus morning energy in a cup for the office. With a few more bucks you can get tortillas, chicken or pork, nuts, a good cucumber, and some Zaziki to top your homemade Döner.

Notably, in every grocery store I've been to, the chocolate aisle is the longest and most varied. Therefore, supplies are endless. You can choose from fine chocolates such as Lindt and Hachez or buy store brand bars to satisfy your Schoko cravings. There are so many choices, and chocolate is an art here. Around holidays, you will find special displays -- in addition to the long rows of chocolate -- filled with chocolate frogs, bugs, Weihnachtsmänner, and bunnies. Chocolate is important and everywhere; this is definitely a country that has its priorities in order. 

Be prepared with a few of your own reusable grocery bags for your Lebensmittel, because most stores charge you 20 cents to buy a plastic bag. This is for good reason: supplying the bags is costly, and there is way too much plastic floating around in our oceans. You can put your groceries in one of your bags as you shop, if you don't have too much to buy. Many people in Germany arrive at stores with their own large bags or even small trolleys for carrying their purchases home (from any store) -- even the men. 

Grocery carts are not free for customers. You must put one euro or a plastic token in the slot provided on the cart handle. For this reason perhaps, there aren't too many homeless German people pushing grocery carts around.




When you check out at the cashier, be prepared to move quickly. Many Germans are not patient when it comes to standing in line. It's incredible how some people will rudely glare at you and stand very close to you to hurry you through the line. (Out of necessity, I have my elbow ready to jab them when they get too close.) Others will cut in front of you in line -- the courtesy you might experience at home is much less common here. Checking out is harried, because the cashiers are quick, especially at ALDI, where they swipe and scan your items so fast you don't have time to put what you've bought into your bag or cart. 

It seems that the people who have the most time -- retired or elderly people -- are the ones who are in the biggest hurry. Perhaps they've lived long enough to have stood in bread lines during or after the war, I don't know. There are exceptions of course, but a lot of older German people are pushy. 

One day at a store in Heidelberg, the one cashier open had a long line, so a new cashier was opening. A woman at the very end of the other line rushed in front of three other people who were waiting for the new cashier, including myself. The woman who led us three told the other woman, "I was waiting in line." The rude woman said, "Well, I was waiting in a line, too." I looked at the man in front of me, who was kind enough to offer to let me go in front of him, but I said no thank you and that some people WERE NOT VERY NICE in a voice that grew steadily louder, so the bitch could hear. What did she do after she purchased her one item that was so important she had to cut in front of three other people? She stood at an empty counter nearby, reading the store's advertising brochure. I almost walked over to tell her what I really thought, but hopefully she heard me the first time. 

Bagboys? Non-existent. You bag your groceries yourself. What Germans do if they have many items is simply put them back into the cart after the cashier has scanned the items, then they bag them on a counter or table nearby after paying. This is all for speed and efficiency (rushing and impatience) in the checkout line. Once, when I had a lot of groceries spread out on the belt and I was slow to put them in my cart, I had to explain to the cashier that I am American, and I do things differently. She was understanding. 




Yes, grocery shopping in Germany can be fun, if you ignore the pressure at the checkout line. There are so many new foods to discover and try out (especially in the chocolate section). 

Wörterbuch/Dictionary
Äpfel  - apples
Döner  - a Turkish fast food like a gyro -- flatbread stuffed with meat and toppings
Kaffee - coffee
Lebensmittel - groceries
Milch - milk
Müsli - granola
Schoko - short for Schokolade, or chocolate
Weihnachtsmänner - literally "Christmas men". Der Weihnachstmann is Santa Claus.
Zaziki - a Greek sauce made from yogurt, with garlic and cucumber


Saturday, April 5, 2014

Trivial Things to Note About Life in Germany


It's hard to find a good taco in Germany... unless you make them yourself.

These are just a few helpful little tidbits things I've noticed about Germany and can remember at this very moment. Don't come to Germany expecting to find good tacos, German chocolate cake, or Sloppy Joes while you drive as fast as you can on the Autobahn. It's not what you're thinking. 

  • It's bad luck to celebrate birthdays early, or even wish someone "happy birthday" before their birth date. Afterward is okay, but before -- nein.
  • You have to bring your own cake to share on your birthday. Others do not provide it for you, unless they're your mother or aunt and they bake better. Sometimes, there are a choice of cakes, especially at some children's birthday parties, for particular Germans. You can have a piece of each!
  • Buy hamburger or Hackfleisch freshly ground from a butcher. Do not buy it from a grocery store. Supposedly, grocery store burger stinks and is poor quality with added preservatives. I don't notice any difference, but if you listen to certain Germans, they won't eat ground beef unless it comes from a butcher. 
  • Hackfleisch is ground meat. Sometimes it's mixed beef and pork. If you want good ground beef, be sure to ask for Rinderhackfleisch. 
  • White asparagus must be peeled before you cook it. It's not like green asparagus, where you just cut off the tips and steam or saute it. Don't learn that the hard way. You'll be chewing an awfully long time.
  • No one is going to bag your groceries. You do all the bagging yourself. In fact, you do all the bagging AFTER you go through the check out line, AFTER you pay, and AFTER you walk away with your cart. There are counters and bagging areas past the cashier, on the way to the exit. Attempting to bag your own groceries before this will only result in you getting rushed by the German in line behind you, or you'll get weird looks from the cashier. (I bag my groceries quickly in my own shopping bag, as fast as they can scan them, but with a big grocery list, this is impossible.)
  • It costs one euro to borrow a grocery cart (they're not free). You get your euro back when you return the cart.
You can't find this cake in Germany

  • German Chocolate -- the main ingredient in the famous American cake with coconut and pecan frosting -- does not exist here. Chocolate made in Germany is just chocolate, albeit very good. German Chocolate in German Chocolate Cake is an extra sweet chocolate developed by an American man whose last name was "German." Really!
  • When asked to smile for a picture, a German will ask you to say "spaghetti". 
  • Germans eat a lot of spaghetti, in my experience, which is surprising. It is many a German child's favorite food, according to my research, and adults eat plenty of it as well.
  • You can go to prison for sporting a swastika. Das ist verboten
  • Peanut butter and popcorn kernels are not that easy to find in a grocery store. Popcorn is mostly of the sweetened variety. Salzig is less common. 
  • You won't get ice in your cup at the movies. Don't even try. 
  • At a fast food restaurant such as Burger King or McDonald's, you won't get a full cup of ice, but rather a few cubes. Ask for extra ice, and you may get 10 cubes, if you're lucky. I gave up a long time ago.
  • Sekt is the German version of champagne. 
  • There are speed limits on portions of the Autobahn -- it's not a racing free-for-all like we are led to believe. Speed limits aren't everywhere, but when they exist, they usually range from 70 to 120 kph (45 to 75 mph). 
  • Germans use English cusswords more liberally than Americans do. The F and S words come from the mouths of middle school students, but adults often make them part of their everyday language as well. The German word for "crap" is Mist. Nice, eh?
  • I can't say whether it's nationwide, but in this part of the country, Germans drink a shot of tequila with cinnamon and orange instead of lime and salt. Komisch.
  • There's no such thing as a Sloppy Joe. Schade.



Wörterbuch
Das ist verboten. - That is forbidden. 
Hackfleisch - ground meat (pork and/or beef)
Komisch - strange
Mist - crap
Nein - no
Rinderhackfleisch - ground beef 
Salzig - salty
Schade - shame
Sekt - sparkling wine